you're the weak one. you'll never know love, or friendship. and i feel sorry for you.
i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
feeling uncomfortable in a place where you really want to fit in is terrible
people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with
jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying
AS IN THE FUCKING TIME
I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused
"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”
me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via pre-rolls)
"birds and squirrels and earth and sky"
this is so unbelievably beautiful
when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time
When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about
sorry for talking about the things i like so much
one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence